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- A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
- The road to success is always under construction.
- If you die in an elevator, be sure to push UP button.
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
- Never take a sleeping pill and laxative on the same night.
- Friendship is like peeing on yourself: Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
- Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
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