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Sunday 8 May 2011

Funny Quotes For The Day....!!!



HAVE FUN..!!!

  • A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

  • The road to success is always under construction.

  • If you die in an elevator, be sure to push UP button.  

  • Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

  • Never take a sleeping pill and laxative on the same night.

  • Friendship is like peeing on yourself: Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

  • Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

                                                         "HAVE A GREAT DAY"